#251 CD Tray FightThis is silly, of course. The enemy will be born in the network.
#252 EscalatorsThe one time I tried, I got hit by a slinky going down at double speed.
#253 Highway Engineer PranksPrank #11: Boston
#254 Comic FragmentNo one wants an explanation more than us. Except Ms. Garofalo.
#255 SubjectivityOr maybe the slide is like Aslan, and gets taller as I do (except without the feeling of discomfort when I reach my teens and suddenly get the Christ stuff.)
#256 Online CommunitiesI'm waiting for the day when, if you tell someone 'I'm from the internet', instead of laughing they just ask 'oh, what part?'
#257 Code TalkersAs far as I can tell, Navajo doesn't have a common word for 'zero'. do-neh-lini means 'neutral'.
#258 Conspiracy TheoriesThere are a lot of graduate-educated young-earth creationists.
#259 Clichd ExchangesIt's like they say, you gotta fight fire with clichés.
#260 The Glass NecklaceWell, for some value of 'actually work'.
#261 Regarding MussoliniConstantly stopping these briefings halfway through is becoming a pain.
#262 IN UR REALITYHey, at least I ran out of staples.
#264 Choices: Part 1Wait, damn, I think I spotted a new email on the last refresh.
#265 Choices: Part 2Maybe someday I'll get to write the Wikipedia article about this place! Wait, damn, original research.
#266 Choices: Part 3Wait, this is space -- how are you talking to me? And, as an afterthought, what's up with the hole in reality?
#267 Choices: Part 4Making out with yourself: now an official xkcd theme? Troubling.
#268 Choices: Part 5I wonder what percentage of not-obviously-busy people on the street would say yes to kite-flying with a stranger. This looks like a job for Science!
#269 TCMPA big obstacle in experimenting with the mind's dream-simulation-engine is holding onto the details as you wake up. With TCMP you can bring back any information you want.
#270 MerlinI mean, the black-and-white stuff was running backward, but it hardly mattered to the story.
#271 Powers of OneIt's kinda Zen when you think about it, if you don't think too hard.
#272 Linux User at Best BuyWe actually stand around the antivirus displays with the Mac users just waiting for someone to ask.
#273 Electromagnetic SpectrumSometimes I try to picture what everything would look like if the whole spectrum were compressed into the visible spectrum. Also sometimes I try to picture your sister naked.
#274 With Apologies to The WhoTrivia: Roger Daltry originally wrote 'Don't try an' Digg what we all say' but erased the second 'g' when he moved to reddit.
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