#2801 Contact MergeI actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.
#2802 FirefliesI feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.
#2803 GeohydrotypographyThe Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).
#2804 MarshmallowThe increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.
#2805 Global Atmospheric CirculationRefs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.
#2806 Anti-VaxxersThe vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.
#2807 Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)Positive vibes/longitudes only
#2808 Daytime FireflyMr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!
#2809 MoonI mean, it's pretty, but it doesn't really affect us beyond that. Except that half the nights aren't really dark, and once or twice a day it makes the oceans flood the coasts.
#2810 How to Coil a CableThe ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.
#2811 Free Fallin'Their crash investigation team had some particularly harsh words for Dave Matthews.
#2812 Solar Panel PlacementGetting the utility people to run transmission lines to Earth is expensive, but it will pay for itself in no time.
#2813 What to DoFYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs.
#2814 Perseids PronunciationWhen speaking out loud, you can can call it the 'Perseids meatier shower' and no one will ever know. (If you do get caught somehow, just tell them to Google the 'Kentucky meat shower' and that will distract them while you escape.)
#2815 Car WashI'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.
#2816 Types of Solar EclipseThe best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.
#2817 Electron HolesThey tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.
#2818 Circuit SymbolsA circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.
#2819 PronunciationI pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.
#2820 InspirationAn apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.
#2821 Path MinimizationOf course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.
#2822 *@gmail.comHi all, just replying to loop in *@outlook.com and *@yahoo.com.
#2823 FossilThe two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.
#2824 Abstract PickupEscape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist
#2825 Autumn and FallOf course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.
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