#3254 DetectorNo other experiment has a lower false negative rate.
#3255 Planetary ScienceThe research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.
#3256 Nostalgia ContentGen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.
#3257 Beam Pipe'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom
#3258 Plate FlipIt's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.
#3259 TethysIn order to carry the necessary crafting supplies, they built the ships at 12:1 scale.
#3260 MessiCommentators agree that this will probably be the last World Cup in which Messi faces serious competition.
#3261 Side EffectBrace yourself--the chirp gets pretty weird.
#3262 Sports CommentaryThe plural of anecdote may not be data, but the singular of data is anecdote.
#3263 Baryon AsymmetryWait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays ... right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?
#3264 720 OllieThis discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.
#3265 Asteroid ThreatPaleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.
#3266 HolesIf you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.
#3267 Types of Tornado AlertI hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.
#3268 OffsideThe arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(
#3269 Airport MeetingAlthough it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.'
#3270 Toasting MarshmallowsWe have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.
#3271 The Princess and the PeaOnce we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.
#3272 Time ChangeAll discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.
#3273 Latitude and LongitudeNGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).
#3274 Arthurian ConnectorMost coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.
#3275 Calibration NobelWe would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.
#3276 Recursive Trucker's HitchAs if the americium smoke detector incident wasn't enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts.
#3277 ForthI NOTATION POLISH REVERSE ❤️
#3278 Vera Rubin Observatory'Spurious signals from the kitchen' is harder for an optical telescope than a radio one, but with enough determination and creativity, I believe it's possible.
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