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#828 Positive Attitude Having a positive attitude is almost tautologically good for your mental health, and extreme stress can hurt your immune system, but that doesn't mean you should feel like shit for feeling like shit.
#829 Arsenic-Based Life According to a new paper published in the journal Science, reporters are unable to thrive in an arsenic-rich environment.
#830 Genetic Analysis There's still a chance you were conceived via IVF. But we've checked your mom's college yearbook photos, and whether or not she and your father had sex, it's clear that ... listen, I know this is hard for you.
#831 Weather Radar Ever notice how there aren't as many thunderstorms now as there were when you were a kid? Much like 'the shuffle on my MP3 player has a bias', this is occasionally true but universally believed. Brains are so interesting!
#832 Tic-Tac-Toe The only winning move is to play, perfectly, waiting for your opponent to make a mistake.
#833 Convincing And if you labeled your axes, I could tell you exactly how MUCH better.
#834 Wikileaks STUDENTS ARE CALLING PRESIDENT JOHNSON EN MASSE TO PROTEST THE BOMBING AND IT'S JAMMED THE WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD. COULD THEY COLLAPSE OUR CRITICAL PHONE SYSTEMS? HAS THE FIRST TELEPHONE WAR BEGUN? STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS DANGEROUS NEW TECHNOLOGY.
#835 Tree Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.
#836 Sickness At least, with p<0.05 confidence.
#837 Coupon Code This also guarantees he won't be one of the ones to get a bobcat.
#838 Incident He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.
#839 Explorers We're going to have to work together to get over our hangups if we're going to learn to move on Catan's hexagonal grid. It's bad enough that we lost our crew of pawns when we passed within firing range of Battleship.
#840 Serious Not to be confused with Serious PuTTY, the Windows terminal client where everything is in Impact.
#841 Audiophiles For years, I took the wrong lesson from that Monster Cable experiment and only listened to my music through alligator-clipped coat hangers.
#842 Mark I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I will not stop until I find out what.
#843 Misconceptions 'Grandpa, what was it like in the Before time?' 'It was hell. People went around saying glass was a slow-flowing liquid. You folks these days don't know how good you have it.'
#844 Good Code You can either hang out in the Android Loop or the HURD loop.
#845 Modern History During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.
#846 Dental Nerve WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain't PREtty / and noBODY'S gonna KISS me if my MOUTH smells SHItty / so I ALways brush my TEETH before I START on the JACK / sure, my DRINKing's out of HAND, but I'm conTROLLing my PLAQUE.
#847 Stingray Nebula Eärendil will patrol the walls of night only until the sun reaches red giant stage, engulfing the Morning Star on his brow. Light and high beauty are passing things as well.
#848 3D The LINACs in the glasses frames can barely manage one MeV. You should've gone to the screening at CERN.
#849 Complex Conjugate Fun fact: if you say this every time a professor does something to a complex-number equation that drops the imaginary part, they'll eventually move the class to another room and tell everyone else except you.
#850 World According to Americans It's not our fault we caught a group on their way home from a geography bee. And they taught us that Uzbekistan is one of the world's two doubly-landlocked countries!
#851 Na I hear that there are actual lyrics later on in Land of 1,000 Dances, but other than the occasional 'I said,' I've never listened long enough to hear any of them.
#852 Local g In Rio de Janeiro in 2016, the same jump will get an athlete 0.25% higher (>1cm) than in London four years prior.
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