#903 Extended MindWikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at "Philosophy".
#904 SportsAlso, all financial analysis. And, more directly, D&D.
#905 HomeownershipNew research shows over 60% of the financial collapse's toxic assets were created by power drills.
#906 Advertising DiscoveryWhen advertisers figure this out, our only weapon will be blue sharpies and "[disputed]".
#907 AgesEvery age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older."
#908 The CloudThere's planned downtime every night when we turn on the Roomba and it runs over the cord.
#909 Worst-Case ShoppingWait a minute. If I'm escaping from a submarine at 50 meters, then I'll *definitely* need a flashlight to find air pockets for gradual decompression on the way up. Time to start shopping professional dive lights.
#910 PermanenceThis hostname is going in dozens of remote config files. Changing a kid's name is comparatively easy!
#911 Magic School BusAt my OLD school, we used Microsoft Encarta 2005.
#912 Manual OverrideI think you mean 'GNU Info Override'.
#913 CoreIf you're a geologist or geophysicist and you don't introduce yourself by saying your name, then gesturing downward and saying "... and I study that", I don't know what you're doing with your life.
#914 IceOn the plus side, she wrote 'Welcome to the AAA Club!' in lipstick on the bathroom mirror, and left me a membership/roadside assistance card on the counter.
#915 ConnoisseurOur brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.
#916 UnpickableThe safe is empty except for an unsolved 5x5 Rubik's cube.
#917 Hofstadter"This is the reference implementation of the self-referential joke."
#918 Google+On one hand, you'll never be able to convince your parents to switch. On the other hand, you'll never be able to convince your parents to switch!
#920 YouTube PartiesThis reminds me of that video where ... no? How have you not seen that? Oh man, let me find it. No, it's ok, we can go back to your video later.
#921 Delivery NotificationYou can arrange a pickup of your sword in Rivendell between the hours of noon and 7:00 PM.
#922 Fight ClubI'm not saying it's all bad, but that movie has not aged as well as my teenage self in 2000 was confident it would.
#923 Strunk and WhiteThe best thing about Strunk/White fanfiction is that it's virtually guaranteed to be well written.
#924 3D PrinterI just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.
#925 Cell PhonesHe holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.
#926 Time VultureIn a way, all vultures are Time Vultures; some just have more patience than others.
#927 StandardsFortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
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