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#1437 Higgs Boson 'Can't you just use the LHC you already built to find it again?' 'We MAY have disassembled it to build a death ray.' 'Just one, though.' 'Nothing you should worry about.' 'The death isn't even very serious.'
#1438 Houston 'Oh, hey Mom. No, nothing important, just at work.'
#1439 Rack Unit There's also nothing in the TOSes that says you can't let a dog play baseball in the server room!
#1440 Geese Anyway, that's a common misconception. Geese live for a long time; all the ones we can see will probably keep flying around for billions of years before they explode.
#1441 Turnabout Whenever I miss a shot with a sci-fi weapon, I say 'Apollo retroreflector' really fast, just in case.
#1442 Chemistry These are all sans-serif compounds. Serif compounds are dramatically different and usually much more reactive.
#1443 Language Nerd Not to go all sentence fragment on you.
#1444 Cloud Cloud computing has a ways to go.
#1445 Efficiency I need an extension for my research project because I spent all month trying to figure out whether learning Dvorak would help me type it faster.
#1447 Meta-Analysis Life goal #29 is to get enough of them rejected that I can publish a comparative analysis of the rejection letters.
#1448 Question The universe long dead, IsaAC surveyed the formless chaos. At last, he had arrived at an answer. 'I like you,' he declared to the void, 'but I don't LIKE like you.'
#1449 Red Rover I just learned about the Slide Mountain Ocean, which I like because it's three nouns that sound like they can't possibly all refer to the same thing.
#1450 AI-Box Experiment I'm working to bring about a superintelligent AI that will eternally torment everyone who failed to make fun of the Roko's Basilisk people.
#1451 Background Screens No way, we gotta rewind and cross-reference this map with the list of coordinates we saw on the other screen. This Greenland thing could be big.
#1452 Jurassic World Hey guys! What's eating you? Ha ha ha it's me! Oh, what fun we have.
#1453 fMRI They also showed activation in the parts of the brain associated with exposure to dubious study methodology, concern about unremoved piercings, and exasperation with fMRI techs who won't stop talking about Warped Tour.
#1454 Done I'm sorry, but the author of this Facebook comment clearly believes you were.
#1455 Trolley Problem For $5 I promise not to orchestrate this situation, and for $25 I promise not to take further advantage of this ability to create incentives.
#1456 On the Moon "I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on Venus and returning him safely to--" [an aide frantically whispers in the president's ear for a moment] "... of landing a man on Venus."!["I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on Venus and returning him safely to--" [an aide frantically whispers in the president's ear for a moment] "... of landing a man on Venus."](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/1456/0.png)
#1457 Feedback A new study finds that if you give rats a cell phone and a lever they can push to improve the signal, the rats will chew on the cell phone until it breaks and your research supervisors will start to ask some questions about your grant money.
#1458 Small Moon GENERAL JAN DODONNA: An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has reinvigorated the arguments of the 'artificial moonlet' and 'rogue planet-station' camps. I fear this question is fracturing the Rebellion.
#1459 Documents Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitled.doc
#1460 SMFW wtfw it's like smho tbfh, imdb.
#1461 Payloads With a space elevator, a backyard full of solar panels could launch about 500 horses per year, and a large power plant could launch 10 horses per minute.
#1462 Blind Trials Plus, you have to control for the fact that some people are into being blindfolded.
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