#151 MarioWhy would anyone ever, ever say that? Please, nobody ever say that.
#152 Hamster BallReportedly, double-walled inflatable balls like this exist somewhere. Now to find that place.
#153 CryptographyIf you got a big keyspace, let me search it.
#154 BeliefsScientists are also sexy, let's not forget that.
#155 Search HistorySomethingAwful has a wonderful compilation of crazy AOL searches in their Weekend Web archives, 2006-08-13.
#156 CommentedYour IDE's color may vary.
#157 Filler ArtMaybe I should let up on Megatokyo a little?
#158 Six MonthsBut then she does that thing with her tongue and I remember why I left you.
#159 BoomboxAnd she's gonna feel like a jerk when she realizes it was actually Under Pressure.
#160 Penny Arcade ParodyNo one show this to Tycho's wife, okay?
#161 AccidentAs far as treachery-as-driving-music goes, Katamari music is matched only by Guitar Hero music.
#162 Angular MomentumWith reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them? Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon. (Also, is it worth it if she throws up?)
#163 Donald KnuthHis books were kinda intimidating; rappelling down through his skylight seemed like the best option.
#164 Playing Devil's Advocate to WinThere are so many well-meaning conservatives around here who just assume global warming is only presented as a moral issue for political reasons.
#165 Turn SignalsI'm not very good at meeting people.
#166 Misusing SlangIt slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.
#167 NihilismWhy can't you have normal existential angst like all the other boys?
#168 Reverse EuphemismsI'm still waiting for a chance to use 'I have to see a man about a horse'.
#169 Words that End in GRYThe fifth panel also applies to postmodernists.
#170 Turn BackI hear that these days Bill Watterson is happy just painting in the Ohio woods with his father and doesn't get any mail or talk to anyone.
#171 String TheoryThis works on pretty much every level.
#172 Skateboarding is Not a Crime'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.
#173 Movie SeatingIt's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.
#174 That's What SHE SaidYes, I mean she said that during sex. Yes, it was a little weird.
#175 Automatic DoorsI hope no automatic doors I know read this. I would be so embarrassed.
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