#2297 Use or Discard ByOne of the things of bear spray says that, and I'm not one to disobey safety instructions, but there are no bears around here. Guess it's time for a camping trip where we leave lots of food out!
#2298 Coronavirus GenomeSpellcheck has been great, but whoever figures out how to get grammar check to work is guaranteed a Nobel.
#2299 Coronavirus Genome 2[moments later, checking phone] Okay, I agree my posting it was weird, but it's somehow even more unnerving that you immediately liked the post.
#2300 Everyone's an EpidemiologistIf enough people uphill decide to try the rolling strategy, they can make the decision for you.
#2301 Turtle Sandwich Standard ModelIt's possible the bread and shell can be split into a top and bottom flavor, and some models additionally suggest Strange Bread and Charm Shells.
#2302 2020 Google TrendsAs the 'exotic animals in homemade aprons hosting baking shows' YouTube craze reached its peak in March 2020, Andrew Cuomo announced he was replacing the Statue of Liberty with a bronze pangolin in a chef's hat.
#2303 Error TypesType IIII error: Mistaking tally marks for Roman numerals
#2304 PreprintDOWNSIDES: Adobe people may periodically email your newsroom to ask you to call it an 'Adobe® PDF document,' but they'll reverse course once they learn how sarcastically you can pronounce the registered trademark symbol.
#2305 Coronavirus PollingIf you want to see the polling questions we agree on MOST, you can check out Chapter 24 of my book How To, where I got the Roper Center on Public Opinion Research to help me design the world's least electable political campaign platform.
#2306 Common ColdNot even metapneumovirus, easily the common cold virus with the coolest name, warrants our sympathy. Colds suck. No mercy.
#2307 Alive or NotComputer viruses currently fall somewhere between prions and fire.
#2308 Mount St. HelensIt's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.
#2309 XThe worst is when you run out of monospaced fonts and have to use variable-width variables.
#2310 Great AttractorLiving in the southern hemisphere was nice because I could jump extra high, but I like it here too. Besides, if I ever want to move back, I can just curl up in a ball and wait!
#2311 Confidence IntervalThe worst part is that's the millisigma interval.
#2312 MBMBaMHello and welcome to Millibar Millibarn Attometer, an advice show for the Planck era.
#2313 Wrong Times TableDeep in some corner of my heart, I suspect that real times tables are wrong about 6x7=42 and 8x7=56.
#2314 CarcinizationNature abhors a vacuum and also anything that's not a crab.
#2315 Eventual ConsistencyLater I'm going to get a head start on the heat bath.
#2316 Hair Growth RateHourly haircuts would be annoying, but they'd be easier to do yourself, since you'd have adjacent hairs as a guide. Growing it out would be a huge pain, though.
#2317 PinoutsThe other side of USB-C is rotationally symmetric except that the 3rd pin from the top is designated FIREWIRE TRIBUTE PIN.
#2318 Dynamic EntropyDespite years of effort by my physics professors to normalize it, deep down I remain convinced that 'dynamical' is not really a word.
#2319 Large Number Formats10^13.4024: A person who has come back to numbers after a journey deep into some random theoretical field
#2320 Millennium ProblemsThe hard part about opening a hole in the proof of the Poincaré conjecture is that Grigori Perelman will come out of retirement to try to fix it by drawing a loop around the hole and contracting it to a point.
#2321 Low-Background MetalThe only effect on the history books were a few confusing accounts of something called 'Greek fire.'
![[moments later, checking phone] Okay, I agree my posting it was weird, but it's somehow even more unnerving that you immediately liked the post.](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/2299/0.png)
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