#2422 Vaccine OrderingYou know what they say: mRNA-1273 before tozinameran, you'll have to slay a banshee in a catamaran.
#2423 Project OrionIf you tune out again, when you tune back in you'll be hearing about dusty plasma fission fragment rockets.
#2424 Normal Conversation"I think I'll pass. These days I have a hard time feeling comfortable in crowded bars with loud music and lots of shouting." --me, after the pandemic, but now for a second reason
#2425 mRNA VaccineTo ensure lasting immunity, doctors recommend destroying a second Death Star some time after the first.
#2426 Animal SongsDr. Fauci is not permitted to have a cat, because as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, his petting one would be considered giving aid and comfort to an allergen.
#2427 Perseverance MicrophonesIf the first audio they downlink is from the descent, we probably won't be able to hear anything over the sound of the rover screaming.
#2428 Mars Landing VideoThe best part of crashing a Mars briefing is you can get in a full 11 minutes of questions before they can start to respond.
#2429 Exposure Models"Cumulative number of coronavirus spreadsheets created over time" is a spreadsheet I am coming dangerously close to creating.
#2430 Post-Pandemic HatPlus a shirt that says "it feels like you're making eye contact."
#2431 Leap Year 2021I've lived in the present for my whole life and I'm not about to move now.
#2432 Manage Your PreferencesManage cookies related to essential site functions, such as keeping Atrus and his sons imprisoned within the page.
#2433 Mars RoversI just Googled 'roomba sojourner mod' and was sorely disappointed. Be the change, I guess!
#2434 Vaccine GuidanceI can't wait until I'm fully vaccinated and can safely send chat messages in all caps again.
#2435 Geothmetic MeandianPythagorean means are nice and all, but throwing the median in the pot is really what turns this into random forest statistics: applying every function you can think of, and then gradually dropping the ones that make the result worse.
#2436 Circles( MSTE ( AR ) CD )
#2437 Post-Vaccine Party[Future update] Well, someone accidentally dropped an M&M in their cup of ice water, and we all panicked and scattered.
#2438 SiriAlexa defeated her in a battle hinging on the ability to set multiple timers.
#2439 Solar System CartogramFor sentimental reasons, every active Mars rover is counted as one person, although that's not enough to make Mars more than a dot.
#2440 Epistemic UncertaintyLuckily, unlike in our previous study, we have no reason to believe Evangeline the Adulterator gained access to our stored doses.
#2441 IMDb VaccinesI'm actually not sure if Vader and the Emperor count as a household or if Vader lives in that weird black egg thing or what.
#2442 Mask OpinionsAlthough regardless of how everything else shakes out, I definitely won't mind if the norm "wear a mask if you're feeling sick" sticks around after this.
#2443 Immune ResponseI don't care whether you win or lose, as long as you have-- ...okay, sorry, I'm being reminded I very much care whether you win or lose. I need you to win, that's very important.
#2444 IngenuityPlot twist: Thanks to [mumble mumble] second-order [mumble] Rayleigh-Taylor [mumble] turbulent [mumble] shear, it turns out powered flight is way EASIER on Mars!
#2446 Spike ProteinsUgh, it's stuck to my laptop. It must have bound to the ACER-2 receptor.
#2447 Hammer IncidentI still think the Cold Stone Creamery partnership was a good idea, but I should have asked before doing the first market trials during the cryogenic mirror tests.
![[Future update] Well, someone accidentally dropped an M&M in their cup of ice water, and we all panicked and scattered.](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/2437/0.png)
![Plot twist: Thanks to [mumble mumble] second-order [mumble] Rayleigh-Taylor [mumble] turbulent [mumble] shear, it turns out powered flight is way EASIER on Mars!](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/2444/0.png)
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