#2473 Product Launch"Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."
#2474 First Time Since Early 2020Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention
#2475 Health DrinkYou'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.
#2476 Base RateSure, you can talk about per-capita adjustment, but if you want to solve the problem, it's obvious that this is the group you need to focus on.
#2477 Alien VisitorsStay right there, we'll be back in a minute. We've just gotta brainstorm some new wonders. Have you all figured out gears yet? Yes? Crap.
#2478 Alien Visitors 2"Although fresh juice DOES sound--" "NO! For humanity to survive we must learn from the mistakes of the past."
#2479 HouseguestsYou can come on in, we're all fully vaccinated. Except the spare room off the living room. Don't go in there, we're not fully vaccinated in there.
#2480 No, The Other OneKey West, Virginia is not to be confused with Key, West Virginia.
#2481 1991 and 2021"Oh, and our computers all have cameras now, which is nice during the pandemic lockdowns." "The WHAT."
#2482 Indoor SocializingThe problem with learning about biology is that everyone you meet is it.
#2483 Linked List Interview ProblemI'd traverse it myself, but it's singly linked, so I'm worried that I won't be able to find my way back to 2021.
#2484 H-alpha"All the companies whose blimps I shot fireworks at are mad, but MetLife is especially miffed because I dressed up as the Red Baron."
#2485 Nightmare CodeCharsets even used to be known as 'alpha-bets' before that word's obvious negative associations caused it to die out.
#2486 Board Game Party ScheduleSeveral of the guests are secretly playing Meta Board Game Party. Every minute of parallel debate in the breakaway faction earns double victory points!
#2487 Danger MnemonicIt's definitely not the time to try drinking beer before liquor.
#2488 Board Game Argument: LegacyListen, you need to get over your reluctance to permanently alter a game. Now roll 2d6 to determine how many ounces of soda to spill into the box.
#2489 Bad Map Projection: The Greenland SpecialThe projection for those who think the Mercator projection gives people a distorted idea of how big Greenland is, but a very accurate idea of how big it SHOULD be.
#2490 Pre-Pandemic KetchupI wonder what year I'll discard the last weird food item that I bought online in early 2020.
#2491 Immune FactoryIn the final vote, the doubters were won over by the strength of the name IMMUNION.
#2492 Commonly Mispronounced Equations"Epsihootamoo doopsiquorps" --the Schrödinger equation for the hydrogen atom
#2493 Dual USB-CSmall devices use two-prong USB-AC, but there's also a three-prong version with a USB-B plug as the ground.
#2494 Flawed DataWe trained it to produce data that looked convincing, and we have to admit the results look convincing!
#2495 Universal Seat BeltThe plug fits really snugly, so it should be safe in a crash.
#2496 Mine CaptchaThis data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.
#2497 Logic GatesIn C, the multiocular O represents the bitwise norxondor gorgonax.
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