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#652 More Accurate We live in a world where there are actual fleets of robot assassins patrolling the skies. At some point there, we left the present and entered the future.
#653 So Bad It's Worse You think it's so legendarily bad that you'll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. I, too, once thought as you did.
#654 Nachos 'Cheater!' 'Hey, gaming on wifi? You have only yourself to blame.'
#655 Climbing Where did you even get this wall? Return it there and stand it back up right now.
#656 October 30th Not enough houses on your block? Just hit them at 30-year intervals from here to 2300 and get 10x the candy.
#657 Movie Narrative Charts In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.
#658 Orbitals Except the people filtering in late are the partiers, so you end up with drunken makeouts in the living room and the next roommate to return home has to sleep in the hall lounge orbital.
#659 Lego Dad, where is Grandpa right now?
#660 Sympathy Excellent recovery: ... which we could try to use to somehow save your original brother!
#661 Two-Party System I favor approval voting or IRV chiefly because they mean we might get to bring back The Bull Moose party.
#662 iPhone or Droid It may be a fundamentally empty experience, but holy crap the Droid's 265 ppi screen is amazing.
#663 Sagan-Man They laugh now, but within 10 years the city's entire criminal class will have quit to work on space research.
#664 Academia vs. Business Some engineer out there has solved P=NP and it's locked up in an electric eggbeater calibration routine. For every 0x5f375a86 we learn about, there are thousands we never see.
#665 Prudence Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.
#666 Silent Hammer I bet he'll keep quiet for a couple weeks and then-- wait, did you nail a piece of scrap wood to my antique table a moment ago?
#667 SkiFree And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went.
#668 Pandora What? Oh, no, the 'Enchanted' soundtrack was just playing because Pandora's algorithms are terrible. [silence] ... (quietly) That's how you knooooooow ...![What? Oh, no, the 'Enchanted' soundtrack was just playing because Pandora's algorithms are terrible. [silence] ... (quietly) That's how you knooooooow ...](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/668/0.png)
#669 Experiment The other two are still lost on the infinite plane of uniform density.
#670 Spinal Tap Amps Wow, that's less than $200 per ... uh ... that's a good deal!
#671 Stephen and Me Hey, let go! We were all thinking it! Someone had to speak truth to power!
#672 Suggestions An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE.
#673 The Sun Obligatory bad guy: This operation is sheer foolishness, and it's not happening on my watch! Mainly because I can't figure out how to adjust the time.
#674 Natural Parenting On one hand, every single one of my ancestors going back billions of years has managed to figure it out. On the other hand, that's the mother of all sampling biases.
#675 Revolutionary I mean, what's more likely -- that I have uncovered fundamental flaws in this field that no one in it has ever thought about, or that I need to read a little more? Hint: it's the one that involves less work.
#676 Abstraction If I'm such a god, why isn't Maru *my* cat?
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