#2523 EndangeredThe list includes polio, Guinea worm, and this one particular enterovirus strain that they've been tracking out of spite after it went around the lab a few years ago.
#2524 Comet VisitorIt's a myth that the Great Wall of China is the only human-made structure visible from space--there are LOTS of structures for us to feel self-conscious about!
#2525 Air Travel Packing ListI know the etiquette is controversial, but I think it's rude when the person in front of me reclines their seat into the bell of my trumpet.
#2526 TSP vs TBSPIt's like one teraspoon / when all you need is a kilonife
#2527 New Nobel PrizesThey've endowed a separate prize in Physiology or Medicine or Stopping Dr. Adams.
#2528 Flag Map SabotageDelaware hopes to explore the western edge of areas marked with the Belgian flag, once the tornadoes die down.
#2529 Unsolved Math ProblemsAfter decades of studying the curve and the procedure that generates it, the consensus explanation is "it's just like that."
#2530 Clinical TrialsWe don't need to do a clinical trial of this change because the standard of care is to adopt new ideas without doing clinical trials.
#2531 Dark ArtsYou think, 'okay, THIS is an ideal use case for hardlinks!' but then 6 months later you're doing some extremely cursed Google search like 'javascript ext4' and wondering where things went wrong.
#2532 Censored Vaccine CardCVS's pharmacies are fine, but I much prefer their [censored]s.
#2533 Slope Hypothesis Testing"What? I can't hear--" "What? I said, are you sure--" "CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK--"
#2534 Retractable RocketHard to believe that for so many years once they were fully extended we just let them tip over.
#2535 Common Cold Viruses"It's not an influenza, but the onset has notes of the '09 H1N1 strain." "Ah yes, that was a good year for H1N1."
#2536 WirecutterThis was always going to be a controversial Wirecutter post, but what really got them in trouble were their 'budget' and 'upgrade' picks.
#2537 Painbow AwardThis year, our team took home the dark blue ribbon, better than the midnight blue we got last year but still short of the winning navy blue.
#2538 SnackAlthough grad students, suddenly reminded that food exists, tend to just grab and devour both without further discussion.
#2539 FlinchPremed: "Does this count for a physics credit? Can we shorten the string so I can get it done faster? And can we do one where it hits me in the face? I gotta do a thing for first aid training right after."
#2540 TTSLTSWBDTomorrow's sessions will be entirely devoted to sewing machine rotary hooks.
#2541 OccamOh no, Murphy just picked up the razor.
#2542 Daylight CalendarCould be worse. In some towns north of here, it's already December, and the 21st will last for nearly a week.
#2543 Never Told AnyoneEven if you said you were an employee of the website, if you asked for my password, I'd tell you.
#2544 Heart-Stopping TextsWas this your car? [looping 'image loading' animation]
#2545 Bayes' TheoremP((B|A)|(A|B)) represents the probability that you'll mix up the order of the terms when using Bayesian notation.
#2546 Fiction vs NonfictionThe real challenge is how to file Boba Fett's biography of Doris Kearns Goodwin.
#2547 SirenDirections from CITY OF TROY to ITHACA / Total time: 10y 54d 14h 25m / Warning: Route crosses an international border / route includes capture by the goddess Calypso / route includes a ferry
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