#2548 Awful PeopleHm, this burger place has a couple of good reviews, but LakeSlayer7 says he got food poisoning there and everyone should try this other place down by the lake instead.
#2549 Edge CakeEvery time IERS adds or removes a leap second, they send me a birthday cake out of superstition.
#2550 WebbEach one contains a chocolate shaped like a famous spacecraft and, for the later numbers, a pamphlet on managing anxiety.
#2551 DebunkingMark Zuckerberg has only neutral feelings toward Peppa Pig, who he understands is a fictional character, and he blames the coronavirus pandemic on other factors.
#2552 The Last MoleculeBiology is really struggling; they're barely at 93% and they keep finding more ants.
#2553 Incident ReportIncreasing-precision timestamps are the Jaws theme of incident reports.
#2554 Gift ExchangeIn addition to having all their budgets in a spreadsheet with consistent formatting, they just love expressing preferences on a well-calibrated numerical scale.
#2555 NotificationsIt's 10:34 PM for this user. They really need to get going, they have a thing early tomorrow. Are you sure you want to notify?
#2556 Turing CompleteThanks to the ForcedEntry exploit, your company's entire tech stack can now be hosted out of a PDF you texted to someone.
#2557 ImmunityThis plan may sound appealing to people who know a little about the immune system, but the drawbacks are clear to people who know a lot about the immune system and also to people who don't know anything about it.
#2558 Rapid Test ResultsA solid red area with two white lines means that you have been infected with the anti-coronavirus, COVID+19, which will cure anyone you have close contact with.
#2559 December 25th LaunchUpdate: Santa has been destroyed by the range safety officer.
#2560 Confounding VariablesYou can find a perfect correlation if you just control for the residual.
#2561 MoonfallNovel ideas and cool explosions are both good, but what I really want from a movie is novel ideas ABOUT cool explosions.
#2562 Formatting MeetingNeither group uses iso 8601 because the big-endian enthusiasts were all at the meeting 20 years ago.
#2563 Throat and Nasal PassagesI always felt like what the 'you are now aware of your tongue' thing needed in order to be truly enjoyable was an element of mortal peril.
#2564 SunshieldRIP the surface of Mars
#2565 LatencyEach SCAPDFATIAT point increases the chance that the process will involve the phrase 'by the next business day.'
#2566 Decorative ConstantsArguably, the '1/2' in the drag equation is purely decorative, since drag coefficients are already unitless and could just as easily be half as big. Some derivations give more justification for the extra 1/2 than others, but one textbook just calls it 'a traditional tribute to Euler and Bernoulli.'
#2567 Language DevelopmentThe worst is the Terrible Twos, when they're always throwing things and shrieking, "forsooth, to bed thou shalt not take me, cur!"
#2568 SpinthariscopeOther high scorers are melt-in-your-hand aluminum-destroying gallium and tritium-powered glowsticks. Lawn darts are toward the other end.
#2569 Hypothesis GenerationFrazzled scientists are requesting that everyone please stop generating hypotheses for a little bit while they work through the backlog.
#2570 Captain Picard Tea OrderWe can ask the Earl for his order once he's fully extruded from the dispenser.
#2571 Hydraulic AnalogyCurrent (water) running through the water (wires) causes it to boil, increasing the pressure (voltage), but resisting (impeding) the flow of hydroelectricity (water currents). This is the basis for Ohm's law.
#2572 Alien ObserversALERT: Human 910-25J-1Q38 has created a Youtube channel. Increase erratic jerkiness of flying by 30% until safely out of range.
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