#301 LimerickFun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
#302 NamesI'm always so happy that I successfully navigated the introduction that I completely forget to pay attention to the name the other person told me.
#303 Compiling'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'
#304 Nighttime StoriesCue angry letters from all seven fans of Xenocide.
#305 Rule 34Okay, Lance. For entry into the college bowl, spell 'Throbbing'
#306 Orphaned ProjectsHis date works for Red Hat, who hired a coach for her, too. He advised her to 'rent lots of movies like Hitch. Guys love those.'
#307 Excessive QuotationUnfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.
#308 Interesting LifeQuick, fashion a climbing harness out of cat-6 cable and follow me down.
#309 Shopping TeamsI am never going out to buy an air conditioner with my sysadmin again.
#310 CommitmentCould be worse. The last guy in that situation fell for one of the transient trumpeting angels.
#311 Action MoviesBy my count, only 48 of the 158 minutes in Live Free or Die Hard have action. That's pathetic, guys. Crank is better, but needs a bigger budget and more Summer Glau.
#312 With Apologies to Robert FrostSome say the world will end in fire; some say in segfaults.
#313 InsomniaCrap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'.
#314 Dating PoolsThe full analysis is of course much more complicated, but I can't stay to talk about it because I have a date.
#315 BrailleThe only big difference I've seen is in colors. Where the regular text reads 'press red button', the braille reads 'press two-inch button'.
#316 Loud SexSpherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.
#317 That Lovin' Feelin'Maybe there's no tenderness in her fingertips either, but at least SHE puts out.
#318 NostalgiaIf you don't get this one, don't google it.
#319 Engineering HubrisChuck Jones is a vengeful god.
#320 28-Hour DaySmall print: this schedule will eventually drive one stark raving mad.
#321 ThighsMy thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord?
#322 Pix PlzBut one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!
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