#326 Effect an EffectTime to paint another grammarian silhouette on the side of the desktop.
#327 Exploits of a MomHer daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.
#328 EggsOh, yeah, we get tons of them at these casual sex bars.
#329 Turing TestHit Turing right in the test-ees.
#330 IndecisionHey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book.
#331 PhotoshopsWhen I look into your eyes, I see JPEG artifacts. I can tell by the pixels that we're wrong for each other.
#332 GyroscopesWe didn't actually land on the moon -- it just looked like we did because of precession. Also, gyroscopes caused 9/11.
#333 Getting Out of HandWikipedia's role as brain-extension, while a little troubling, is also really cool.
#334 WastelandYou make forgetting look so easy.
#335 MattressThe TempurPedic wineglass guy broke his ankle.
#336 PrioritiesYou should start giving out 'E's so I can spell FACADE or DEFACED.
#337 Post Office ShowdownThat track ('Battle Without Honor or Humanity') -- like 'Ride of the Valkyries' -- improves *any* activity.
#338 FutureBut the past was much too cramped!
#339 ClassicSomeone get that Pachelbel's Canon kid a recording contract, stat.
#340 FightAnd she put sweet nothings in all my .conf files. It'll take me forever to get X working again.
#341 1337: Part 1If you're not cool enough to do it manually, you can look up tools like Upside-Down-Ternet for playing games with people on your wifi.
#342 1337: Part 2Trivia: Elaine is actually her middle name.
#343 1337: Part 3I once asked an NSA guy whether they'd broken RSA. And I know I can trust him, because I asked if he was lying to me and he said no.
#344 1337: Part 4Mrs. Roberts would have gotten up sooner, of course, but she was busy piping find ~ and find ~nomad into xargs shred, just in case.
#345 1337: Part 5This digital music thing will probably reach its endgame sometime in the next decade or so. These are very exciting times.
#346 Diet Coke+MentosThe cola+Mentos trick is up there with corn starch+water (vibrating platter optional) in scientific coolness out of common kitchen supplies.
#347 Brick ArchwayThe TI-86 was bad enough. I don't know how I'd have gotten through high school if I'd had a laptop+wifi.
#348 Close to YouWe should probably talk about this before the wedding.
#349 Success40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.
#350 NetworkViruses so far have been really disappointing on the 'disable the internet' front, and time is running out. When Linux/Mac win in a decade or so the game will be over.
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