#376 BugThe universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.
#377 Journal 2That's my hat! You took my hat!
#378 Real ProgrammersReal programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.
#379 ForgettingOf course, the assert doesn't work.
#380 EmoticonU+FDD0 is actually Unicode for the eye of the basilisk, though for safety reasons no font actually renders it.
#381 Mobius BattleFilms need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.
#382 TrebuchetIt was also fun when those teenagers tried to egg our house and it insta-cooked the eggs in mid-air.
#383 HelpingOh, look, the 'make everything better' button was here behind the bookshelf all along.
#384 The Drake EquationBut seriously, there's loads of intelligent life. It's just not screaming constantly in all directions on the handful of frequencies we search.
#385 How it WorksIt's pi plus C, of course.
#386 Duty CallsWhat do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!
#387 Advanced TechnologyWe are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.
#388 Fuck GrapefruitCoconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.
#389 Keeping TimeYou can identify them ahead-of-time -- they lead with their left foot when the music starts.
#390 NightmaresWell, *I* think I'm real. Look at me. Look at my face. Cut me and I'll bleed. What more do you want? Please don't go.
#391 Anti-MindvirusI'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.
#392 Making RulesI never understood why someone would expect me to accept their rules right after they'd punched me. I'm sure it's all very symbolic or something.
#393 Ultimate GameRIP, Gary.
#394 KilobyteI would take 'kibibyte' more seriously if it didn't sound so much like 'Kibbles N Bits'.
#395 MorningI'd press on them to try to unstick them, but I can't reach. Can we try cycling day and night really fast?
#396 The RingOn the other hand, poor Samara -- transcoded to FLV. No one deserves that.
#397 UnscientificLast week, we busted the myth that electroweak gauge symmetry is broken by the Higgs mechanism. We'll also examine the existence of God and whether true love exists.
#398 Tap That AssHey, when you're done draining the syrup, just leave the hole, okay?
#399 Travelling Salesman ProblemWhat's the complexity class of the best linear programming cutting-plane techniques? I couldn't find it anywhere. Man, the Garfield guy doesn't have these problems ...
#400 Important Life LessonI didn't even know I *had* the Monty Python 'Lumberjack' song.
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