#351 TrollingAnd I was really impressed with how they managed to shock the Goatse guy.
#352 Far AwaySometimes an impulsive 2:00 AM cross-country trip is the only solution.
#353 PythonI wrote 20 short programs in Python yesterday. It was wonderful. Perl, I'm leaving you.
#354 StartlingWe actually reached the future about three years ago.
#355 CoupleFacebook defines relationships. 'Yeah, we would have broken up last night, but the net connection was down.'
#356 Nerd SnipingI first saw this problem on the Google Labs Aptitude Test. A professor and I filled a blackboard without getting anywhere. Have fun.
#357 FliesI don't know about houseflies, but we definitely caught a lot of fruit flies with our vinegar bowl. Hooray science!
#358 Loud PartyI'm glad this is so much fun because I'm not sure how we're getting down.
#359 Rock BandI'm gonna have to add something to the strum bar so it makes a clicky sound like the old controllers. I'm so used to the feedback; the silence throws me off.
#360 Writers StrikeHe's just jealous because everyone's up in the attic listening to Stephen Colbert.
#361 Christmas Back HomeFamily going to bed at 10 PM is so much worse than jet lag.
#362 Blade RunnerBlade Runner: Classic, but incredibly slow.
#363 ResetClearance for this Sign: 11 Feet
#364 Responsible BehaviorNever bring tequila to a key-signing party.
#365 SlidesDid you know they can actually physically throw you out of SIGGRAPH?
#366 Your Mom'It's either 'your mom' jokes or me' 'Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom.'
#367 FandomRon Paul wants to put the New Republic back on the Corusca gem standard.
#368 BassAnd sometimes I use it to retaliate against the guy upstairs with the loud girlfriend and the elliptical dish.
#369 DangersZero results: 'snake charming' and 'haberdashery'. (Things like 'car' and 'boating' and such are of course the highest, by a huge margin.)
#370 RedwallMy Redwall/Jurassic Park crossover fanfic is almost complete!
#371 Compiler ComplaintChecking whether build environment is sane ... build environment is grinning and holding a spatula. Guess not.
#372 To Be WantedOr so I hope?
#373 The Data So FarBut THIS guy, he might be for real!
#374 JournalAnd the journal is filled with all the things I'd say to her if I were nice like you. I burn it when it's full.
#375 Pod Bay DoorsAs they're both unplugged, they do a lovely Daisy Daisy/Still Alive duet.
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