#427 Bad TimingProtip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride.
#428 StarwatchingI always figured the word 'blog' would sound *less* silly as the years went by.
#429 FantasyI guess if she accepted irrational realities, she'd hardly be my fantasy.
#430 Every Damn MorningThere was something about a cup and a sword and a tree and a green hill ...
#431 DeliveryMa'am, I admit that wasn't in the best taste, but you have to admire my delivery! Ha ha, get it? Oh God, don't throw those syringes! Your baby's fine!
#432 Journal 4Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.
#433 Journal 5'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine. I've got to re-mine the driveway.'
#434 xkcd Goes to the AirportUnder three ounces, but it stains panties.
#435 PurityOn the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.
#436 How it HappenedI was there, dude.
#437 SUVElectric skateboards, by cost, get the equivalent of about 300 miles per gallon. Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper.
#438 Internet ArgumentIt's easier to be an asshole to words than to people.
#439 Thinking AheadDid he just go crazy and jump out the window?
#440 Road RageOkay, now just as the loss hits him, slam on the brakes.
#441 BabiesI bet my future kids will read this someday. DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?
#442 xkcd Loves the Discovery ChannelI love the title-text!
#443 Know Your VinesFriggin' modern tents don't have a single piece of rope.
#444 Macgyver Gets LazyAt the time of this writing, Wikipedia has a wonderful article titled 'List of problems solved by Macgyver'.
#445 I Am Not Good with BoomerangsBonus strip: just read the rightmost panels straight down.
#446 In Popular CultureSomeday the 'in popular culture' section will have its own article with an 'in popular culture' section. It will reference this title-text referencing it, and the blogosphere will implode.
#447 Too Old For This ShitThey say if a mathematician doesn't do their great work by age eleven, they never will.
#448 Good MorningAs my standard, I use going to sleep at midnight and waking up at 8 AM.
#449 Things Fall Apart'I'm nothing without you' is a fucked-up sentiment.
#450 The SeaAnd then a second one, to drain the sea.
#451 ImpostorIf you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.
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