#452 MissionDon't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.
#453 Upcoming HurricanesI'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. It's just a matter of time.
#454 RewiringMy friend Finn tried to mail one end of the cable to me and thread the mail system.
#455 Hats...
#456 CautionaryThis really is a true story, and she doesn't know I put it in my comic because her wifi hasn't worked for weeks.
#457 Frustration'Don't worry, I can do it in under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.'
#458 RegretsAnd nothing for 'I'm glad I saw Epic Movie.'
#459 Holy GhostOkay, everyone, cross yourselves, then cross the streams.
#460 PaleontologyDinosaurs totally jumped the ichthyosaur when they got rid of Brontosaurus.
#461 Google MapsApparently Google assumes you're traveling during the ferry's normal operating hours. We lost two hours circling that damn lake (to say nothing of the Straw Man).
#462 Freemanic ParacusiaIt's amazing what it does for YouTube comments.
#463 Voting MachinesAnd that's *another* crypto conference I've been kicked out of. C'mon, it's a great analogy!
#464 RBAThis is a story all about how I started drinking.
#465 Quantum TeleportationScience should be exactly as cool as the headlines sound. Like the 'RUSSIANS CUT APART AND REASSEMBLE DOGS' thing.
#466 MovingWe need a special holiday to honor the countless kind souls with unsecured networks named 'linksys'.
#467 X Girls Y CupsAlso no results: 1girl10000cups, 2girls(5+3i)cups, 65536girls65536cups, or 3frenchhens2turtledoves1cup.
#468 FetishesThey eventually resolved this self-reference, but Cantor's 'everything-in-the-fetish-book-twice' parties finally sunk the idea.
#469 ImprovisedOh, your brother is Luke. Sorry, should've mentioned that first.
#470 The End is Not for a WhileI THINK EVERYONE INVOLVED HERE IS CUTE.
#471 Aversion FadsHey, are you friends with any hamsters? This kite needs a passenger.
#472 House of PancakesFuck it. I'm just going to Waffle House.
#473 Still RawWe actually divorced once over the airplane/treadmill argument. (Preemptive response to the inevitable threads arguing about it: you're all wrong on the internet.)
#474 Turn-OnSupercollider? I 'ardly know 'er!
#475 Further Boomerang DifficultiesAn eternity later, the universe having turned out to have positive curvature and lots of mass, the boomerang hits him in the back of the head.
#476 One-SidedHe continued, 'Okay, Bernanke is uncontaminated. Find a crossbow and get him into position behind one of the columns at the Fed entrance. This is gonna get ugly.'
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