#577 The Race: Part 1Great, and you JUST finished paying off the settlement over the Wayne Coyne hamster ball incident.
#578 The Race: Part 2The Hammer + Captain Tightpants == Captain Hammerpants?
#579 The Race: Part 3No, the best things about The Sarah Connor Chronicles were: (1) watching Sarah and Cameron try to pass for normal, and (2) Cameron throwing people and things through walls. Everything else was pretty secondary.
#580 The Race: Part 4Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.
#581 The Race: Part 5It was actually canceled because they just noticed he's been naked under that coat the whole time. There's a petition on Facebook to get Fox to un-cancel it, and one on Livejournal to get him to take off the coat.
#582 BrakesIt was the funniest 6.5 seconds of my life, although as usual like 80% of it was just Tom and Ray's gasping, hacking laughter.
#583 CNRCan't and shouldn't.
#584 UnsatisfiedForever comparing, never evaluating on any external scale. If you were a sort function, you'd never break the nlogn barrier.
#585 OutreachCompletely implausible? Yes. Nevertheless, worth keeping a can of shark repellent next to the bed.
#586 Mission to CultureIt can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!
#587 Crime SceneI think I see a Mandelbrot set! No, that's just blood splatters. Golly.
#588 Pep RallyYou know, pep rallies weirded me out in high school, and they've only gotten creepier in retrospect.
#589 Designated DriversCalling a cab means cutting into beer money.
#590 PapyrusI secretly, deep in my guilty heart, like Papyrus and don't care if it's overused. [Cue hate mail in beautifully-kerned Helvetica.]
#591 Troll SlayerWe have met the enemy and he is us.
#592 DramaThis happens in geek circles every so often. The 'Hey, this is just a system I can figure out easily!' is also a problem among engineers first diving into the stock market.
#593 Voynich ManuscriptWait, is that the ORIGINAL voynich manuscript? Where did you GET that? Wanna try playing a round of Druids and Dicotyledons?
#594 Period413 nanohertz, by the way.
#595 Android GirlfriendProgramming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes.
#596 LatitudeThe G1, especially with the new Android upgrade, is way better than I originally thought.
#597 AddictionBut if you unplug everything, it gets so quiet you hear that high-pitched empty-room hum. And then the whispers begin.
#598 PornI have a thing for corrupt women.
#599 ApocalypseI wonder if I still have time to go shoot a short film with Kevin Bacon.
#600 Android BoyfriendWhich is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.
#601 Game TheoryWait, no, that one also loses. How about a nice game of chess?
![I secretly, deep in my guilty heart, like Papyrus and don't care if it's overused. [Cue hate mail in beautifully-kerned Helvetica.]](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/590/0.png)
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