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#627 Tech Support Cheat Sheet 'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'
#628 Psychic You can do a lot better than 1% if you start keeping track of the patterns in what numbers people pick.
#629 Skins There's Livejournal drama between those who want to wear human suits over fursuits and those who just take off the fursuits.
#630 Time Travel She also starts every letter with "Dear Future <your name>".
#631 Anatomy Text For many of the anatomy pictures on Wikipedia, I think this is actually not far from reality. They only look all formal and professional due to careful cropping.
#632 Suspicion Fine, walk away. I'm gonna go cry into a pint of Ben&Jerry's Brownie Batter(tm) ice cream [link], then take out my frustration on a variety of great flash games from PopCap Games(r) [link].![Fine, walk away. I'm gonna go cry into a pint of Ben&Jerry's Brownie Batter(tm) ice cream [link], then take out my frustration on a variety of great flash games from PopCap Games(r) [link].](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/632/0.png)
#633 Blockbuster Mining The 2007 Bridge to Terebithia trailer put me off too much to see that particular movie, but I am cautiously optimistic about Where the Wild Things Are.
#634 Date Well, the kid's definitely getting the biology geek phenotype.
#635 Locke and Demosthenes Dear Peter Wiggin: This letter is to inform you that you have received enough upvotes on your reddit comments to become president of the world. Please be at the UN tomorrow at 8:00 sharp.
#636 Brontosaurus Well, sex is like a velociraptor: despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, unlikely to be found in your house.
#637 Scribblenauts Let me look away and type 'guy who's just jealous that I beat all his MarioKart times' and turn back, and ... yup, there you are again!
#638 The Search I am so excited about the Kepler mission. This is the second most important thing our species has ever done, right behind inventing the concept of delivery pizza.
#639 Lincoln-Douglas Stephen Douglas actually died soon after the debates and election, but if you demand historical accuracy in your webcomics you should be reading Hark! A Vagrant.
#640 Tornado Hunter The Fujita Scale was replaced by the Enhanced Fujita Scale in 2007, but I think 'EF-5' sounds stupid, so I vote we just use the new measurements for assigning numbers but still call them 'F-whatever'.
#641 Free Asbestos is bad; definitely get the one on the right. Wait -- this one over here has no swine flu! Now I can't decide.
#642 Creepy And I even got out my adorable new netbook!
#643 Ohm More generally, with great power comes great dEnergy/dt.
#644 Surgery Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.
#645 RPS It looks good, but it needs more postfixins.
#646 Conversations If the dysentery graph looks historically inaccurate it's because I got all my data from Oregon Trail.
#647 Scary I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say this, and every 14-year-old to do the same thing with Toy Story. Also, Pokemon hit the US over a decade ago and kids born after Aladdin came out will turn 18 next year.
#648 Fall Foliage And I could replace you with older pictures of you, from back when you looked happy.
#649 Static I firmly believe that nothing can go wrong on a project if you're wearing one of those wrist things.
#650 Nowhere I mean, seriously, NOWHERE? For starters, there are like a thousand species of dinosaur.
#651 Bag Check A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it ... hey! You can't arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!
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