#3128 Thread MeetingHey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.
#3129 Archaeology ResearchThe academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.
#3130 PredicamentI dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?
#3131 CesiumSomeday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.
#3132 Coastline SimilarityHey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!
#3133 Dual RoombaI tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.
#3134 Wavefunction CollapseWavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.
#3135 Sea LevelThey're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.
#3136 PullBe careful fighting gravity. If you win, it's a long way down.
#3137 Cursed NumberAnother group of mathematicians is working to put an upper bound on the number, although everyone keeps begging them to stop.
#3138 Dimensional Lumber Tape MeasureA person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.
#3139 Chess VariantThe draw-by-repetition rule does a good job of keeping players from sliding a tile back and forth repeatedly, but the tiles definitely introduce some weird en passant and castling edge cases.
#3140 Biology DepartmentWelcome to the Linguistics Department - It has been [2] [DAYS] since someone noticed that the Biology Department sign has a one-day-long singular/plural disagreement after it resets.
#3141 Mantle ModelMantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.
#3142 -Style PizzaIf you want to see true audacity, do an image search for 'Altoona-style pizza.'
#3143 Question MarkAlthough now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...
#3144 Phase ChangesPeople looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.
#3145 PiercingSome lava around the piercing site is normal, but keep an eye out for spreading earthquakes and eruptive activity that might indicate rifting.
#3146 Fantastic FourOne perk of being born at 0.88c is that your birthday is over two days long.
#3147 HikingEvery downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.
#3148 100% All AchievementsI'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.
#3149 Measure Twice, Cut Once"Measure zero times, cut zero times." --carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is
#3150 PingProgress on getting shipwrecked sailors to adopt ICMPv6 has been slow.
#3151 Window ScreenThe Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine or Home Improvement or DIY
#3152 SkateboardI understand it's hard to do more than 300 feet on these 90-second rush jobs, but with a smaller ramp I'm worried the gee forces will be too high for me to do any tricks.
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