#3203 Binary StarThe discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.
#3204 Dinosaurs And Non-DinosaursStaplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.
#3205 Carbon DatingThis dating is corroborated by the presence of stone tools at the site, rather than earlier and less effective helium ones.
#3206 InstallationDo YOU remember the skylight being this big?
#3207 Bad Map Projection: Zero Declination'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.
#3208 SNEWSPeople say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.
#3209 PlumsMy icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.
#3210 Eliminating the Impossible'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.
#3211 AmperageOh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?
#3212 Little Red DotsAfter a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.
#3213 Dental FormulasI mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.
#3214 Electric VehiclesNow that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.
#3215 Solar WarningThis replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.
#3216 BazookasaurusIn contrast to the deep booming sound associated with the cannon in pop culture depictions, recent studies show it actually made more of a 'toot toot!' noise.
#3217 Home RemediesAs always, you are permitted to call one person for guidance, but that person must be a grandparent.
#3218 Subduction RetrievalAww, the oceanic crust and the continental crust are getting married!
#3219 Planets and Bright StarsAn old astronomer trick for distinguishing the Sun from other stars is to take multiple photos a few minutes apart and overlay them, making the Sun stand out due to its high proper motion.
#3220 Rotational GravityI don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.
#3221 Landscape Features'Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question
#3222 Star FormationIt's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!
#3223 Inflation TimelineDepending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.'
#3224 Centimeter WavelengthsYes, the cosmic microwave background is great, but what about the earthly microwave foreground?
#3225 Satellite PollutionWe're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.
#3226 Home Solar"While I try to do my part to destroy the environment, I try not to focus too much on individual responsibility. By pushing for broad policy changes, we can collectively do far more damage to the biosphere than any of us could on our own."
#3228 Day CounterIt has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.
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