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#1181 PGP If you want to be extra safe, check that there's a big block of jumbled characters at the bottom.
#1182 Rembrandt Photo ::click:: Come back! You didn't see the one of Whistler's mother!
#1183 Rose Petals Joke's on you--the Roomba and I had a LOVELY evening.
#1184 Circumference Formula Assume r' refers to the radius of Earth Prime, and r'' means radius in inches.
#1185 Ineffective Sorts StackSort connects to StackOverflow, searches for 'sort a list', and downloads and runs code snippets until the list is sorted.
#1186 Bumblebees Did you know sociologists can't explain why people keep repeating that urban legend about bumblebees not being able to fly!?
#1187 Aspect Ratio I'm always disappointed when 'Anamorphic Widescreen' doesn't refer to a widescreen Animorphs movie.
#1188 Bonding I'm trying to build character but Eclipse is really confusing.
#1189 Voyager 1 So far Voyager 1 has 'left the Solar System' by passing through the termination shock three times, the heliopause twice, and once each through the heliosheath, heliosphere, heliodrome, auroral discontinuity, Heaviside layer, trans-Neptunian panic zone, magnetogap, US Census Bureau Solar System statistical boundary, Kuiper gauntlet, Oort void, and crystal sphere holding the fixed stars.
#1191 The Past If history has taught us anything, we can use that information to destroy it.
#1192 Humming I'm so bad at carrying a tune, those 'find a song by humming its melody' websites throw an HTTP 406 error as soon as I start to hum.
#1194 Stratigraphic Record All we have are these stupid tantalizing zircons and the scars on the face of the Moon.
#1195 Flowchart The way out is to use the marker you have to add a box that says 'get a marker' to the line between you and 'start', then add a 'no' line from the trap box to 'end'.
#1196 Subways About one in three North American subway stops are in NYC.
#1197 All Adobe Updates ALERT: Some pending mandatory software updates require version 21.1.2 of the Oracle/Sun Java(tm) JDK(tm) Update Manager Runtime Environment Meta-Updater, which is not available for your platform.
#1198 Geologist 'It seems like it's still alive, Professor.' 'Yeah, a big one like this can keep running around for a few billion years after you remove the head."
#1199 Silence All music is just performances of 4'33" in studios where another band happened to be playing at the time.
#1200 Authorization Before you say anything, no, I know not to leave my computer sitting out logged in to all my accounts. I have it set up so after a few minutes of inactivity it automatically switches to my brother's.
#1201 Integration by Parts If you can manage to choose u and v such that u = v = x, then the answer is just (1/2)x^2, which is easy to remember. Oh, and add a '+C' or you'll get yelled at.
#1202 Girls and Boys To get more knowledge
#1203 Time Machines 'All time machine systems nominal ... T-minus ten ... eleven ...'
#1204 Detail 2031: Google defends the swiveling roof-mounted scanning electron microscopes on its Street View cars, saying they 'don't reveal anything that couldn't be seen by any pedestrian scanning your house with an electron microscope.'
#1205 Is It Worth the Time? Don't forget the time you spend finding the chart to look up what you save. And the time spent reading this reminder about the time spent. And the time trying to figure out if either of those actually make sense. Remember, every second counts toward your life total, including these right now.
#1206 Einstein Einstein was WRONG when he said that provisional patent #39561 represented a novel gravel-sorting technique and should be approved by the Patent Office.
#1207 AirAware It ships with a version of Google Now that alerts you when it's too late to leave for your appointments.
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