#1540 HemingwayInstead of bobcat, package contained chair.
#1541 VoiceAnyway, we should totally go watch a video story or put some food in our normal mouths!
#1542 Scheduling ConflictNeither a spokesperson for the organization nor the current world champion could be reached for comment.
#1543 Team EffortGiven the role they play in every process in my body, really, they deserve this award more than me. Just gotta figure out how to give it to them. Maybe I can cut it into pieces to make it easier to swallow ...
#1544 MargaretOtherwise known as Margaret the Destroyer, I will bring pain to the the Great One. Then again, maybe I won't.
#1545 Strengths and WeaknessesDo you need me to do a quicksort on the whiteboard or produce a generation of offspring or something? It might take me a bit, but I can do it.
#1546 Tamagotchi HiveThe Singularity happened, but not to us.
#1547 Solar System QuestionsMy country's World Cup win was exciting and all, but c'mon, what if the players wore nylon wings and COULD LITERALLY FLY?
#1548 90s KidWe remember Rugrats, and think of them every time our kids look at us through their baby gates.
#1549 xkcd Phone 3If you're not completely satisfied with the phone after 30 days, we will return you to your home at no cost.
#1550 Episode VIIThe Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
#1551 PlutoAfter decades of increasingly confused arguing, Pluto is reclassified as a "dwarf Pluto."
#1552 RulebookIt's definitely an intentional foul, but we've decided it's worth it.
#1553 Public KeyI guess I should be signing stuff, but I've never been sure what to sign. Maybe if I post my private key, I can crowdsource my decisions about what to sign.
#1554 Spice GirlsThe Earth's five major mass extinctions were the Posh Extinction, the Sporty Extinction, the Scary Extinction, the Ginger Extinction, and the Baby Extinction.
#1555 Exoplanet Names 2I'm going to drive this Netherlands joke so far into the ground they'll have to build levees around it to keep the sea out.
#1556 The SkyThe other half has some cool shipwrecks, rocks, and snakes, but if you move those out of the way, it also has more sky.
#1557 OzymandiasAnd on the pedestal these words appear: "And on the pedestal these words appear: "And on the pedestal these words appear: "And ...
#1558 VetIt's probably for the best. Since Roombas are native to North America, it's illegal for Americans to keep them in their houses under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.
#1559 DrivingSadly, it probably won't even have enough gas to make it to the first border crossing.
#1560 BubblegumI came here to chew bubblegum and say no more than eighteen words ... and I'm all out of
#1561 Water Phase DiagramVanilla Ice was produced in small quantities for years, but it wasn't until the 90s that experimenters collaborated to produce a sample that could survive at room temperature for several months.
#1562 I in TeamThere's no "I" in "VOWELS".
#1563 Synonym MoviesFans eagerly await 2015's 'Space Fights: Power Gets Up', although most think 1999's 'Space Fights: The Scary Ghost' didn't live up to the hype.
#1564 Every Seven SecondsEvery few months, I think about sex every seven seconds and how weird and implausible it would be.
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