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#1742 Will It Work 'Copy and paste from a random thread on a website' is the hardest to predict, and depends on the specific website, programming language, tone of the description, and current phase of the moon.
#1743 Coffee Remind me to order another pack of coffee filters from Dyson. Man, these things are EXPENSIVE.
#1744 Metabolism I have this weird thing where if I don't drink enough water, I start feeling bad and then die of dehydration.
#1745 Record Scratch The 78-rpm era was closer to the Civil War than to today.
#1746 Making Friends "This seems more like a way to attract turkey vultures." "My mom always told me a turkey vulture is just a friend you haven't met yet, usually because you don't smell enough like decaying meat."
#1747 Spider Paleontology Whenever you see a video of birds doing something weird, remember: Birds are a small subset of dinosaurs, so the weirdness of birds is a small subset of the weirdness of dinosaurs.
#1748 Future Archaeology "The only link we've found between the two documents is that a fragment of the Noah one mentions Aaron's brother Moses parting an ocean. Is that right?" "... yes. Yes, exactly."
#1749 Mushrooms Evolutionarily speaking, mushrooms are technically a type of ghost.
#1750 Life Goals I got to check off 'Make something called xkcd' early.
#1751 Movie Folder That's actually the original Japanese version of A Million Random Digits, which is much better than the American remake the book was based on.
#1752 Interplanetary Experience But instead of hitting the ocean, you should land in an overheating hot tub on a sinking cruise ship, sending it crashing through the floor into the burning engine room as the ship goes under.
#1753 Thumb War "Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty--" / "Can't we just read Pat the Bunny?"
#1754 Tornado Safety Tips It's a myth that you can never cross mountains safely, but be sure you understand how the climatic situation there will affect your parent thunderstorm.
#1755 Old Days Lot of drama in those days, including constant efforts to force the "Reflections on Trusting Trust" guy into retirement so we could stop being so paranoid about compilers.
#1756 I'm With Her We can do this.
#1757 November 2016 Once you've done this, make a note of how old they were. Then, when their age reaches double that, show them this chart again.
#1758 Astrophysics DEPARTMENT OF NEUROSCIENCE / Motto: "If I hear the phrase 'mirror neurons' I swear to God I will flip this table."
#1759 British Map West Norsussex is east of East Norwessex, but they're both far north of Middlesex and West Norwex.
#1760 TV Problems Certified skydiving instructors know way more about safely falling from planes than I do, and are way more likely to die that way.
#1761 Blame I bet if I yell at my scared friends I will feel better.
#1762 Moving Boxes Later, when I remember that I'm calling movers, I frantically scribble over the labels and write 'NORMAL HOUSE STUFF' on all of them, which actually makes things worse.
#1763 Catcalling Effect strength => [unstoppable] | Effect range => [2 miles] | Effect duration => [1 year]![Effect strength => [unstoppable] | Effect range => [2 miles] | Effect duration => [1 year]](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/1763/0.png)
#1764 XKCDE 4. They unplug the root machine but the thousands of leaf VMs scatter in the wind and start spinning up new instances wherever they land
#1765 Baby Post [bzzzt] "REMEMBER TO CHECK IN FOR YOUR FLIGHT TO LONDON." "My wha-" [bzzzt] "YOUR UBER WILL ARRIVE IN FOUR MINUTES."![[bzzzt] "REMEMBER TO CHECK IN FOR YOUR FLIGHT TO LONDON." "My wha-" [bzzzt] "YOUR UBER WILL ARRIVE IN FOUR MINUTES."](https://img.comicstation.store/comics/xkcd/1765/0.png)
#1766 Apple Spectrum If I were trapped on a desert island, and could have an unlimited supply of any one type of apple, I'd be like, "How did this situation happen?"
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