#401 Large Hadron ColliderWhen charged particles of more than 5 TeV pass through a bubble chamber, they leave a trail of candy.
#402 1,000 Miles NorthTwister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything.
#403 Convincing Pickup LineCheck it out; I've had sex with someone who's had sex with someone who's written a paper with Paul Erdős!
#405 Journal 3Oh, and, uh, if the Russian government asks, that submarine was always there.
#406 VentingP.P.S. I can kill you with my brain.
#407 Cheap GPSIn lieu of mapping software, I once wrote a Perl program which, given a USB GPS receiver and a destination, printed 'LEFT' 'RIGHT' OR 'STRAIGHT' based on my heading.
#408 OverqualifiedTo anyone I've taken on a terrible date, this is retroactively my cover story.
#409 Electric Skateboard (Double Comic)Unsafe vehicles, hills, and philosophy go hand in hand.
#410 Math PaperThat's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
#411 TechnoI don't know what's worse -- that there exists broken-hard-drive-sound techno, or that it's not half bad.
#412 Startled...
#413 New PetONE LAPTOP PER HAMSTER!
#414 MistranslationsOh, I think this word might mean 'Crisco'!
#415 Restraining OrderOn Mondays I go running, so you'll have to get up early and follow along on a parallel street. What fun!
#416 Zealous AutoconfigI hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.
#417 The Man Who Fell SidewaysStrip originally conceived in conversation with Jeph Jacques. Soon to be a major motion picture.
#418 Stove OwnershipAlthough maybe it's just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.
#419 Forks and SpoonsTheir biggest mistake was bringing Rachael Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project. That's when Spielberg caught wind of it.
#420 JealousyOh, huh, so you didn't know that story?
#421 Making Hash BrownsThere are at least fourteen ways this could go badly (seventeen if that fork is a dangerous crossbreed.)
#422 A Better IdeaIt's *almost* enough to make me want to redo high school.
#423 Finish LineThe question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.
#424 Security HolesTrue story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.
#425 Fortune Cookies'You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex ... IN BED!'
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