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#1641 Hot Dogs Okay, I'm just gonna order pizza, and let's never talk about this again.
#1642 Gravitational Waves "That last LinkedIn request set a new record for the most energetic physical event ever observed. Maybe we should respond." "Nah."
#1643 Degrees "Radians Fahrenheit or radians Celsius?" "Uh, sorry, gotta go!"
#1644 Stargazing Some of you may be thinking, 'But wait, isn't the brightest star in our sky the Sun?' I think that's a great question and you should totally ask it. On the infinite tree of possible conversations spread out before us, I think that's definitely the most promising branch.
#1645 Toasts Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!
#1646 Twitter Bot PYTHON FLAG ENABLE THREE LAWS
#1647 Diacritics Using diacritics correctly is not my forté.
#1648 Famous Duos The Romeo and Butt-Head film actually got two thumbs up from Siskel and Oates.
#1649 Pipelines In the future, every single pipeline will lead to the bowl of a giant blender, and we'll all just show up with a bucket each day to take our share of the resulting smoothie.
#1650 Baby Does it get taller first and then widen, or does it reach full width before getting taller, or alternate, or what?
#1651 Robotic Garage But listen, if getting your car out from under the pile is REALLY important to you, we do have an axe you can borrow.
#1652 Conditionals 'If you're done being pedantic, we should get dinner.' 'You did it again!' 'No, I didn't.'
#1653 United States Map It would be pretty unfair to give to someone a blank version of this map as a 'how many states can you name?' quiz. (If you include Alaska and Hawaii, you should swap the Aleutian Islands with the Hawaiian ones.)
#1654 Universal Install Script The failures usually don't hurt anything, and if it installs several versions, it increases the chance that one of them is right. (Note: The 'yes' command and '2>/dev/null' are recommended additions.)
#1655 Doomsday Clock After a power outage at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, the new Digital Doomsday Clock is flashing 00:00 and mushroom clouds keep appearing and then retracting once a second.
#1656 It Begins You can also try 'Yikes.'
#1657 Insanity I looked up "insanity" in like 10 different dictionaries and none of them said anything like that. Neither did the DSM-4. But I'll keep looking. Maybe it's in the DSM-5!
#1658 Estimating Time Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!
#1659 Tire Swing If we find one of those tire dumps, the next time he tries to get his truck back we can just retreat and let him have it.
#1660 Captain Speaking Oh dang, you have to pay? Hey, has anyone else paid already? If so, can I borrow your phone for a sec?
#1661 Podium BREAKING: Senator's bold pro-podium stand leads to primary challenge from prescriptivist base.
#1662 Jack and Jill Jill and Jack / began to frack. / The oil boosts their town. / But fractures make / the bedrock shake / and Jack came tumbling down.
#1664 Mycology Conspiracy theory: There's no such thing as corn. Those fields you see are just the stalks of a fungus that's controlling our brains to make us want to spread it.
#1665 City Talk Pages I don't think the Lakeshore Air Crash Museum really belongs under 'Tourist Attractions.' It's not a museum--it's just an area near the Lake Festival Laser Show where a lot of planes have crashed.
#1666 Brain Upload I just spent 20 minutes deciding whether to start an email with 'Hi' or 'Hey', so I think it transferred correctly.
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