#2674 Everyday CarrySomeday I just know I'm going to encounter a problem that requires 500 flashlights and 700 knives with weird holes in them, and on that day I won't be caught unprepared.
#2675 Pilot Priority ListCELEBRATE: Serve passengers tiered cakes shaped like the airspace class diagram
#2676 Historical DatesEvidence suggests the 1899 transactions occurred as part of a global event centered around a deity associated with the lotus flower.
#2677 Two Key SystemOur company can be your one-stop shop for decentralization.
#2678 Wing LiftOnce the air from the top passes below the plane of the wing and catches sight of the spooky skulls, it panics, which is the cause of turbulent vortices.
#2679 Quantified SelfIt's made me way more excited about ferris wheels, subways, car washes, waterslides, and store entrances that have double doors with a divider in the middle.
#2680 Battery LifeIt's okay, I'm at 10%, so I'm good for another month or two.
#2681 Archimedes Principle"I've always wanted to run naked through town, but I don't want to get in trouble with the king or be remembered by history as a weirdo. I wonder how I could ... EUREKA!"
#2682 Easy or Hard"Friction-driven static electrification is familiar and fundamental in daily life, industry, and technology, but its basics have long been unknown and have continually perplexed scientists from ancient Greece to the high-tech era. [...] To date, no single theory can satisfactorily explain this mysterious but fundamental phenomenon." --Eui-Cheol Shin et. al. (2022)
#2683 Fan TheoriesThe universe fandom is great. Such sweet and enthusiastic people.
#2684 Road Space ComparisonI wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball.
#2685 2045"Sorry, doctor, I'm going to have to come in on a different day--I have another appointment that would be really hard to move, in terms of the kinetic energy requirements."
#2686 Space Adventure"Sir, it looked really cool." "Oh no--prestige TV. Okay, which of you has a terrible secret that's being slowly revealed to the audience through flashbacks? Just spit it out so we can escape this arc!"
#2687 Division NotationScience tip: Scientists hardly ever use the two-dot division sign, and when they do it often doesn't even mean division, but they still get REALLY mad when you repurpose it to write stuff like SALE! ALL SHOES 30÷ OFF!
#2688 Bubble UniversesThe theory finally unifies cosmic inflation and regular inflation.
#2689 Fermat's First TheoremMathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.
#2690 Cool SAlthough I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.
#2691 EncryptionWARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!
#2692 Interior DecoratingIt all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box.
#2693 Wirecutter RecommendationTheir 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section.
#2694 KönigsbergAt first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.
#2695 SoilYou might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.
#2696 Precision vs Accuracy'Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.
#2697 Y2K and 2038It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.
#2698 Bad Date"Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with."
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